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Malaysian
Country where cyberbully is being enjoyed by the Malaysian and they are proud to be one of the top country that do cyberbully. Freedom of speech is not allowed if your opinion doesn't reflect the majority. They do not tolerate different opinion and only live with one side opinion. Malaysian prefer to be as third world mentality. The politician also practices bribing, and they fought like a circus in parliament, same like the folk, which they fought in social media. They bash the government without realising they are the same. Like politician, like folk. If you found comments such as "Malaysia hadir", please delete it.
John : Malaysian are nice!
Ana : No, they are pretentious without realising their country is being jeered by others.
John : Why do you say so?
Ana : Malaysian do not realise they are being manipulated.
Ana : No, they are pretentious without realising their country is being jeered by others.
John : Why do you say so?
Ana : Malaysian do not realise they are being manipulated.
Malaysian by Open people eyes February 13, 2022
Malaysian Steamer
A bowel movement that starts with the individual perspiring, followed by swamp ass. When the individual is passing the stool, hot steam is coming out of the ass and whistling like a tea kettle; shortly thereafter the stool exits the rectum reaching a terminal velocity of over 150mph. Upon impact the water boils and emits a fecal vapor.
Malaysian Steamer by Bodhi came back August 3, 2013
Malaysian Slingshot
This is a two part move. First, tuck your junk under and back and hold your junk back with your butt cheeks. At this point your slingshot is loaded...now just to find a victim. It's best if you find someone's face. Release the tension on your butt cheeks slingshoting your junk forward. Can be an insult or an offering.
Malaysian Slingshot by SourJay June 15, 2010
Malaysian gas blower
Malaysian gas blower by Monsterilla May 10, 2020
Malaysian Milk bath
When a heated man cums in a medium sized bath tub and he gets his partner to milk her titties. The cum and milk get mixed with the mans penis and they both sit in the tub and wash off.
Malaysian Milk bath by tobaiasfunkeee January 16, 2017
Malaysian Flu
Malaysian Flu is the disease suffered by a business person who has been sork'd (getting 'so wrecked' at a business party) and consists of vomitting, headaches, stomach issues, over-sleeping meetings, etc. Sometimes, the Malaysian Flu is incorrectly attributed to a bad combination of meds and alcohol, but really it's just the result of having consumed way too much alcohol. Named for a business traveler who suffers this condition while traveling on a business trip to Malaysia.
Kirk is suffering from the Malaysian Flu this morning and will not be attending the general session.
Malaysian Flu by Bobby Blackeyes January 18, 2009
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Bunhead
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
trucker's tan
A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
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Boffin
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”
Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
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Pee Calculus
When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
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