Shearer

Shearer Is the surname of people who are super sexy usually carry a rather large penis, they usally are cocaine connoisseur and have a fine tongue for beer and pussy

There goes that sort again There goes that Shearer again

by Diggerdagger November 25, 2019

shearer

Noun, a person who shears things. This involved cutting off hair from a body.

A shepard shears his sheep of wool. a shepard is a shearer.

by ruffle October 30, 2005

shearer (giving a)

Based on the salute from the well known Newcastle and ex-England striker - to give 'a shearer' is a sexual position where the male takes the female up against a wall from behind whilst raising his right hand in acknowledgement of his achievement and the ‘big man’ himself. Some have found that imagining scoring a goal passed the Germans has provided extra satisfaction. Giving a Shearer in the mirror is often accredited as the ultimate in ‘shearer’ action.

"Went out last night and met this tidy bird, gave her a shearer"
"Was on the phone to Ferg earlier, asked him to call me Alan"

by Shearer King February 18, 2005

Shearer's coffee

Shearer's coffee is offered to shearer's during the annual shearing on a sheep farm by the farmer/ farmers wife.

AKA International Roast. The cheapest, nastiest brew served alongside Billy tea. No-one ever actually consumed it so it lasts forever.

Sheep farmer: 'The shearer's are coming next week.'
Sheep farmer's wife: 'I'm pretty sure there's still plenty of shearer's coffee in the woolshed from when your mother used to live here 20 years ago'

by LuckyDay😉 October 17, 2022

Chodie Shearer

When your Chode gets hard for your 8th grade science teacher

I just got a Chodie Shearer when I saw my sexy 8th grade science teacher

by Jeffery Epstein June 29, 2021

Dirty Shearer

The term used for drunked naughtyness.
Primarily at House Parties as the 'Dirty Shearer' can have more fun.

Can be used as a word to define someone : A Diry Shearer
or to define drunken mishaps : Dirty Sheared

Dude : 'My Dad Walked in on me trying to have sex with an unconcious girl'

Dude 2: 'aw man, that sucks.'

Dude : 'I know. And the worst thing was he scared the hell outta me and my do da went somewhere else...'

Dude 2: '.....OMG man, u Dirty Sheared the poor girl'

Dude : 'Dammit, That makes me a Dirty Shearer ): '

by LittleRichard February 19, 2010

Alan Shearer

The sexual act of cumming into the air and then heading it so it hits someone in the face

Your mum took an Alan Shearer from me

by Sawsaw382 June 17, 2016