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Musto

The word musto comes from Missouri. It is the fat that hangs over a man's penis when he is severely overweight.
Tyler weres your penis? I don't know my musto's covering it.
by Musto Lover March 12, 2005
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Musto

A large blue possessed sailing jacket. You can put it on, but you can never take it off.
Dana: ''OMG Katy, you're so fat.''

Katy: ''I know, I'm trying to eat loads so I can burst out of Musto''

Musto: ''You can NEVER escape me!!!!!!!''
by breakfastcoffeecake April 13, 2010
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Musto's are the hottest people you will ever meet.
He looks like a musto
by Alyssa Carry November 22, 2016
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Musto

Musto- Pro shaco and rengar
Musto also plays chess
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Musto

Someone who has an extreme fear of chees and/or stairs.
Whoa dude, why did Nick just freak out.

Oh its okay. There was cheese on the stairs. He's such a Musto.
by FMruisetnod June 23, 2010
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mastonism

The belief that furries are the worst of the worst and should be exterminated like the jews
Do you believe in MASTONISM? No, you must be a fucking furry
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mastodon

Mastodon is:

Brann Dailor - Drums
Brent Hines - Guitar and Vocals
Troy Sanders - Bass and Vocals
Bill Kelliher - Guitars

Mastodon is metal act hailing from Atlanta, Georgia. They simply defy categorization, but if I were to attempt to label them, it would be something along the lines of prog-death/sludge, but that's pretty insufficient. The band draws inspiration from lots of different bands, so to truly understand Mastodon, you must hear Mastodon.

Their latest release, Leviathan, is a concept album that doesn't suck, which is worthy of praise for this alone. It's based on the story of Moby Dick. The band never sounds confined to the story, as thematic elements of the novel are addressed without summarizing the novel. This release is remarkably ambient, unlike their previous full-length, Remission. Every track is different and the CD may take a few listens to fully appreciate all that the band has to offer. The musicianship is top-notch; although the guitarist and the bassist (also vocalist) are completely proficient, the drummer steals the show. He's a master on the skins, providing some of the most exciting fills that perfectly fit the song. His excellence never comes off as 'showy', and at times, some of the more simpler stuff he plays is the most impressive.

In addition to the aforementioned full-length release Remission, Mastodon has an earlier LP, Lifesblood.
If you don't appreciate Mastodon, you're either a faggot, an indie kid, or a kvlt kiddie. Either way, you're fucking gay.
by hermanator05 January 6, 2005
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