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statutory apeshit
statutory ape + apeshit
1) A primal rage induced by the insanity of bureaucratic procedures, social-political injustice, or "legalized" oppression.
2) A collapse of an institution to total anarchy; A failure to bring/maintain any control or order.
1) A primal rage induced by the insanity of bureaucratic procedures, social-political injustice, or "legalized" oppression.
2) A collapse of an institution to total anarchy; A failure to bring/maintain any control or order.
1) After spending all week at the licensing offices just to get a permit to apply for a license to grant permission to let my son cut my lawn, I'm ready to go statutory apeshit!
2) When they lost the procedural manuals, the company went statutory apeshit and then went out of business.
2) When they lost the procedural manuals, the company went statutory apeshit and then went out of business.
statutory apeshit by Man-Machine June 25, 2008
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statutory rape
n. the legal concept that someone 18 or older having sex with someone younger than 18 is committing a felony. Members of NAMBLA advocate committing this with young boys, apparently. Even less than 100 years ago, it was common for men to marry teen girls as young as 13. I guess all those men committed statutory rape.
John is 18 and Jane is 17, and John was arrested and put in jail and now is a convicted felon even though Jane married him on her 18th birthday. What a crazy country we live in.
statutory rape by fizzle April 5, 2004
sweet-statutory
sweet-statutory by Bruce Da Truth July 14, 2006
Statutory Rap
Statutory Rap by Nathan June 23, 2003
strategery
Used in a Saturday Night Live sketch parodying the 2000 presidential debates in which George W. Bush (played by Will Farrell) uses the word to summarize his campaign. The term satirizes Bush's propensity for mispronunciation. (The episode of SNL aired on October 7, 2000.)
Question: "George W. Bush. In your own words please summarize your presidential campaign."
Bush: "Strategery."
Bush: "Strategery."
strategery by Rev. Lovejoy February 5, 2005
statutory rape
The act of fucking someone who is under 18 (When your 18+) - quite ILLEGAL and common in USA. Quite LEGAL and common in Japan.
Need I say more?........................
statutory rape by RANDOM DUDE November 22, 2004
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