Cool, tight, awesome, baller, sweet. Can be shortened to “statch”. Super statch.
Oh man that’s statutory bro! That’s super statch!
by Bosanova December 21, 2020
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statutory ape + apeshit

1) A primal rage induced by the insanity of bureaucratic procedures, social-political injustice, or "legalized" oppression.

2) A collapse of an institution to total anarchy; A failure to bring/maintain any control or order.
1) After spending all week at the licensing offices just to get a permit to apply for a license to grant permission to let my son cut my lawn, I'm ready to go statutory apeshit!

2) When they lost the procedural manuals, the company went statutory apeshit and then went out of business.
by Man-Machine June 25, 2008
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defined as an extremely attractive female minor, under the age of 18
"Dude look at that girl over there......she's gotta be like 15 though......Sweet-Statutory!"
by Bruce Da Truth July 14, 2006
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The internal or external manifestation of relief felt upon learning the object of one's sexual attraction is above the age of consent.
Bob heaved a statutory sigh upon learning that Kate was 20 even though she looked 16.
by B. Ligerati January 10, 2008
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n. the legal concept that someone 18 or older having sex with someone younger than 18 is committing a felony. Members of NAMBLA advocate committing this with young boys, apparently. Even less than 100 years ago, it was common for men to marry teen girls as young as 13. I guess all those men committed statutory rape.
John is 18 and Jane is 17, and John was arrested and put in jail and now is a convicted felon even though Jane married him on her 18th birthday. What a crazy country we live in.
by fizzle April 05, 2004
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