fizzle's definitions

trasky ass hoe

The word you use when your wife makes you get rid of your dog

Wife: get rid of that dog!

Me: stfu you trasky ass hoe

by Fizzle September 22, 2017

Dick In My Hand

It could be a reference to male pride, but in order to explain Sonny's usage of the phrase in The Godfather, it goes a little deeper. The word dick can also mean "nothing", and in Sonny's case I think "hand" has a double meaning. He means it literally and figuratively. If it's a reference to male pride, it's in the sense of the phrase "wearing only a smile", meaning that Michael would come out of the bathroom with nothing but his pride. More literally, Sonny wanted Michael to actually have the gun in his hand when he exited the men's room.

Sonny: I don't want my brother coming out of that bathroom with just his dick in his hand.

Michael: Don't worry, I won't have my dick in my hand anyway.

by fizzle December 28, 2005

groty

adj. short for grotesque

That glass of water has been sitting out for a week, no wonder it tastes groty.

by fizzle December 28, 2005

axe murderer

n. a really good guitar player. See axe.

Carlos Santana isn't just an axe man, he's an axe murderer!

by fizzle December 22, 2005

tall cotton

1. n. wealth, prosperity, money, power, influence, etc. See high cotton.
2. n. an area characterized by such. (The rich part of town.)

He lives over there in the tall cotton.

by fizzle December 22, 2005

bear bait

n. a vehicle (or vehicles) exceeding the speed limit in the hammer lane, typically after a trucker has moved out of that vehicle's way. The expectation is that smokey bears will go after the vehicle moving fastest, thus keeping them occupied with a customer when you go by. Sometimes truckers try to create this situation on purpose by blocking all the lanes of traffic for a period of time to make people behind them mad enough to speed. see cop cleaner

The truckers were going four-wide on the highway for 10 miles, until the one in the hammer lane swapped lanes, and then the bear bait was released.

by fizzle October 10, 2005

customer

n. trucker term for the person with whom a law enforcement officer is currently occupied. When the cop has a customer, he can't come after you.

Oh no, there's the fuzz! Oh, nevermind. He's got a customer. Hammer down!

by fizzle October 10, 2005