fizzle's definitions

with authoritah

adv. with gusto, like it was my job. Comes from "with authority," but with authority spelled like Cartman says it in that episode of South Park where he is a deputy on a big wheel.

Shaq took the rock to the rack with authoritah.

by fizzle April 10, 2004

bent

adj. upset, miffed

I'm bent that my ex did that to me.

by fizzle March 24, 2004

alleyoop

In basketball, the shot where one player throws the ball up toward the rack, usually to one side, and another player grabs it in mid-air and performs a slam dunk.

Kobe and Shaq did an alleyoop.

by fizzle April 10, 2004

come up big

1. v. i. to come through in the clutch
2. v. i. to make an amazing play. also come up huge
3. v. i. to succeed, to come out ahead. antonym: come up short

1. Shaq came up big for the Lakers in the 4th period last night.
2. Shaq came up big on that backwards alleyoop dunk and then said, "don't fake the funk on a nasty dunk."
3. The company came up big for the quarter and ended up with a net profit.

by fizzle April 10, 2004

county mounty

n. Trucker-speak for a county sheriff or sheriff's deputy. See bear, smokey bear, bear report, city kitty, local yokel, evel knievel.

County Mounties generally won't pull you over.

by fizzle April 15, 2004

customer

n. trucker term for the person with whom a law enforcement officer is currently occupied. When the cop has a customer, he can't come after you.

Oh no, there's the fuzz! Oh, nevermind. He's got a customer. Hammer down!

by fizzle October 10, 2005

on your six

directly behind you. from the military designation of location where 12:00 is directly in front of you, 3:00 is to your right, 9:00 is to your left, etc.

Hang on, we've got two Japanese Zeroes on our six! I'll try to shake them!

by fizzle April 7, 2004