Startress 

Something of great value, as if it has trespassed against the stars.

INSERTED:
You may be a poet;
Who does not know it.
Though I'm no artist,
I try my hardest.
And that's the par-test,
that's most of all
a Startress

Startress by LoyalSupplanter933 August 21, 2012

starcrossed soulmates 

Two people that meet and sense a deep unexplainable connection with each other, but for some reason (physically or emotionally) they do not act upon it... But they will always feel a strong connection to one another... They are twin souls who are destined to be together... but just not in this lifetime...

They realized they were starcrossed soulmates and that they could not be together even though their hearts yearned for one another...but they took comfort in knowing that when their souls were ready, even if it was a thousand lifetimes away, they would eventually be reunited for eternity...

starcrossed soulmates by Mdawn76 June 4, 2017

skortress 

skortress (n.) - \ˈskȯr-trəs\ - a pair of shorts made to resemble a dress; a full-body piece of clothing terminating in flap-front shorts

Origin: Upon seeing seeing a girl in a dress connected to her shorts and a wedgie at least 4.5 inches into her posterior, "Is that a skort dress? A skortress? Wait, how do you pee in that thing?"

Derivations: combined form of skort and dress. Other possible derivations include the combined form of skank and fortress.

Wow, look at that ho wearing that skortress. It must act as a fortress of virtue because ain't nobody touching that.

skortress by QiqJoe May 31, 2011

shattress 

a dirty, shit on, old mattress

We found a shattress behind the motel.

shattress by nrs March 11, 2005

shartreuse 

The color one's face turns when one realizes one has deposited a shart in one's pants.

"First he flinched, then he turned a bright shartreuse, then we smelled it."

shartreuse by LongStrokin'YerMomma July 31, 2009

shartreuse 

When a person has a delightfully greenish shart.

When he thought he was passing gas he ran to restroom only to find shartreuse in his shorts.

shartreuse by JnewTX October 11, 2011

startreader 

Startreader : that which treads through or upon the stars or he whom treads upon or through the stars.
Def 2: an awesome video gamer with best gamertag ever!

Def 1 : As the startreader traveled by our galaxy, the heavens screamed in pain.
Def 2: Damn, bruh, that startreader dude keeps kicking my bottom in the crucible.

startreader by StarTreader November 30, 2015