shattress

We found a shattress behind the motel.

shattress by nrs March 11, 2005

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oppressed autonomous selectively mute narcoleptic schizoid apathetic atrophic alcoholic drug fiend fuck

one day shattress stumbled on someone with a pile of marijuana and said "Yay i have just enough money from my job at YB-USA for this."

shattress by tay and may January 23, 2008

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Shattress Bandle

Noun:
A very short female specimen.

The female version of the popular Ghanaian Short man devil himself. Shatta Bandle.

The usher took the shattressBandle lady to children’s church.

She was short of words too.

Shattress Bandle means, Short, very short. Escaped dwarf.

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The color one's face turns when one realizes one has deposited a shart in one's pants.

"First he flinched, then he turned a bright shartreuse, then we smelled it."

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a fancy way of saying "oh shit" can be used when realising you've forgotten something or screwed up.

oh shatness majoralis I forgot to wear underwear today

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When a person has a delightfully greenish shart.

When he thought he was passing gas he ran to restroom only to find shartreuse in his shorts.

shartreuse by JnewTX October 11, 2011

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Samuel Baker is shaftless

shaftless by Drillax March 11, 2016

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