shattress

a dirty, shit on, old mattress

We found a shattress behind the motel.

by nrs March 11, 2005

shattress

oppressed autonomous selectively mute narcoleptic schizoid apathetic atrophic alcoholic drug fiend fuck

one day shattress stumbled on someone with a pile of marijuana and said "Yay i have just enough money from my job at YB-USA for this."

by tay and may January 23, 2008

Shattress Bandle

Noun:
A very short female specimen.

The female version of the popular Ghanaian Short man devil himself. Shatta Bandle.

The usher took the shattressBandle lady to children’s church.

She was short of words too.

Shattress Bandle means, Short, very short. Escaped dwarf.

by @mykelstarzy November 2, 2019

shartreuse

The color one's face turns when one realizes one has deposited a shart in one's pants.

"First he flinched, then he turned a bright shartreuse, then we smelled it."

by LongStrokin'YerMomma July 31, 2009

shatness majoralis

a fancy way of saying "oh shit" can be used when realising you've forgotten something or screwed up.

oh shatness majoralis I forgot to wear underwear today

by Emily Maddocks September 3, 2007

shartreuse

When a person has a delightfully greenish shart.

When he thought he was passing gas he ran to restroom only to find shartreuse in his shorts.

by JnewTX October 11, 2011

shaftless

The state of having no shaft

Samuel Baker is shaftless

by Drillax March 11, 2016