2 definitions by QiqJoe
skortress (n.) - \ˈskȯr-trəs\ - a pair of shorts made to resemble a dress; a full-body piece of clothing terminating in flap-front shorts
Origin: Upon seeing seeing a girl in a dress connected to her shorts and a wedgie at least 4.5 inches into her posterior, "Is that a skort dress? A skortress? Wait, how do you pee in that thing?"
Derivations: combined form of skort and dress. Other possible derivations include the combined form of skank and fortress.
Origin: Upon seeing seeing a girl in a dress connected to her shorts and a wedgie at least 4.5 inches into her posterior, "Is that a skort dress? A skortress? Wait, how do you pee in that thing?"
Derivations: combined form of skort and dress. Other possible derivations include the combined form of skank and fortress.
Wow, look at that ho wearing that skortress. It must act as a fortress of virtue because ain't nobody touching that.
by QiqJoe May 7, 2011
eskortress (n.) - \ˈes-kȯr-trəs\ - a lady of the evening attired in a skortress
by QiqJoe May 7, 2011