Stapledorf 

To slap someone across the face with a stapler

Little Jimmy have spent 500 dollars on fortnite vbucks to his father proceded to Stapledorf him

Stapledorf by Stapledorf June 5, 2020

Statledorf

The word used for a cousin of your cousin that is not related to you through marriage.

We went to a family wedding and we met our cousin's cousin, Mary, who was related to my cousin through marriage, but not to me therefore, she is my statledorf.

Statledorf by Joe Cut June 4, 2017

Stapleford 

Everyone with this last name is kind, compassionate, romantic, and extremely sexy. The men are so well hung, their wives have to have specially made pants and shoes to compensate for the severe bowleggedness that results from having sex with them. The name itself derives from a huge phalic pole covered with Celtic runes used in ancient times to cross the "Erewash" (ford) or (river) that runs through the town in Nottinghamshire England of the same name, Stapleford, England.

He must be a Stapleford, check out his girlfriend she walks like a cowboy.

Stapleford by Raven14 February 11, 2010

Smakledorff

to masterbate

After I saw her naked, I ran home to smakledorff.

Smakledorff by Desmond January 23, 2004

Smakledorff

When masturbating, your hand slips off and the fist comes down on top of the head.

While watching Baywatch the other night, I got smakledorffed in the heat of the moment.

Smakledorff by Bucky Longjohns May 19, 2004