Baywatch

porn for adolescents

Have you seen Yasmine Bleeth running down the beach in slow motion?

by L.J. July 11, 2003

Baywatch

Baywatch. Or Babewatch was a TV show that aired in the 90's featuring hot bikini babe lifesavers, few cool dudes and one old fart with a hairy chest. Yeah we all remember Baywatch...hmm let me think.

Pammy Anderson running along the beach with her manchesters' jiggling...sproing!
Gena Lee Nolin running around with a red cossie up her crack....sproingy sproing!
Donna D'Errico, running, then bending, then ooh fuuuck...Sproingg!!

David Tossel-off....sitting around like a big ol' greasy fucking lump, doing sweet fuck all.

>>> go to fridge. Get Beer. Wait for the girls to come back on.

It was the show any bloke could rely on day after day, week after week after fucking week. Just like Hey Hey Its Saturday.

Hey mate you watching Baywatch tonight?
Yeah bro, hope to see Pamela Anderson flaunt her hot body in that red one piece.
you?
Nah man, I'll be at the beach. Sucking lifesavers has helped me quit smoking.

by de-pube August 21, 2014

Baywatch

An obscure local sporting identity who has the ability to run in slow-motion, mimicking the actions of that famous TV show.

Yo, dude, check out the baywatch chasing that ball down the wing.

by Ugmo April 28, 2005

baywatched

Adj. The act of purposely ruining someone's chance at scoring with someone of the opposite sex.

I was doing good with Sara then Todd came over and totally creeped her out. She thinks I'm a total creeper now. He baywatched me!

by ryder9graf July 16, 2014

BayWatch

a secret way to say BIATCH

Damn, curren is being such a BayWatch!

by jordan_cesneros July 16, 2008

Mormon Baywatch

When a woman has to run, and covers her cleavage with her hand, giving a very "G" rated version of a Baywatch intro.

She was in very tall heels, and doing the Mormon Baywatch, but I could still see some bounce...

by chrisfromlawschool2 January 27, 2011

Baywatch Fuck

During sex one must act the whole time like they are in an episode of Baywatch. Things to do in order to be effective at this include -

* Running in slow-mo to the bed
* Actually fucking in slow mo
* Stopping midsex for a muscle posedown with a mirror
* Demanding to be refered to as "The Hoff" during sex
* Oiling oneself before and after sex, and if possible during.
* Sticking your dick far up her ass, claiming you are probing for any nuclear devices if she complains.
* Come on her face, say its good sunblock and then highlight the dangers of skin cancer

Had a baywatch fuck last nite, i just wanted to piss your mum off.

by Ste Crayston June 19, 2006