henery

some damn fool smartass sumbitch: probably a limey.
known to use uboot.com

He ain't Herery the eighth, he ain't!

by desmond May 15, 2004

Smakledorff

to masterbate

After I saw her naked, I ran home to smakledorff.

by Desmond January 23, 2004

sweostor

a stupid person

Jim is 15 and doesn't know how to tie his shoes; what a sweostor.

by Desmond January 23, 2004

hairy bagpipes

Similiar to the rusty trombone, but with a twist. Hum on the nads and finagle the stork.

Jasons girlfreind was going to preform the rusty trombone, but decided to play the hairy bagpipes instead.

by Desmond October 02, 2004

Fatcarson

When you fuck a 400 poun racist while she is shitting out chuncks on the crapper and eating a chile cheese steak.

Me and Kevin had a fatcarson in our car.

by Desmond March 21, 2003

yankee fan

Typically found still living in his mom's home in Jersey even at middle age, an utterly unaccomplished individual that derives his self-worth exclusively from sports teams in the New York/New Jersey area, and in particular the achievements of the New York Yankee baseball team.

See also: loser, wanker, gobshite

The yankee fan was seized with the panic of self-loathing when the Red Sox won the World Series as he realized that the Yankees had not won it all in many years.

by desmond November 23, 2004

Dorfaswee

One of ur close friends.

Stop talking shit about James! He's my dorfaswee!

by Desmond January 23, 2004