Definitions by Desmond

Project END 

Techno Band that pokes fun at People like Brett Faber, Chris White, Desmond Mok (who has a small cock) and Your Mom.

Project END kicks Ass

Project END by Desmond December 7, 2004

yankee fan 

Typically found still living in his mom's home in Jersey even at middle age, an utterly unaccomplished individual that derives his self-worth exclusively from sports teams in the New York/New Jersey area, and in particular the achievements of the New York Yankee baseball team.

See also: loser, wanker, gobshite

The yankee fan was seized with the panic of self-loathing when the Red Sox won the World Series as he realized that the Yankees had not won it all in many years.

yankee fan by desmond November 23, 2004

hairy bagpipes 

Similiar to the rusty trombone, but with a twist. Hum on the nads and finagle the stork.

Jasons girlfreind was going to preform the rusty trombone, but decided to play the hairy bagpipes instead.

hairy bagpipes by Desmond October 2, 2004

henery 

some damn fool smartass sumbitch: probably a limey.
known to use uboot.com

He ain't Herery the eighth, he ain't!

henery by desmond May 15, 2004

sweostor 

a stupid person

Jim is 15 and doesn't know how to tie his shoes; what a sweostor.

sweostor by Desmond January 23, 2004

Smakledorff

to masterbate

After I saw her naked, I ran home to smakledorff.

Smakledorff by Desmond January 23, 2004

Dorfaswee 

One of ur close friends.

Stop talking shit about James! He's my dorfaswee!

Dorfaswee by Desmond January 23, 2004