Stapleford 

Everyone with this last name is kind, compassionate, romantic, and extremely sexy. The men are so well hung, their wives have to have specially made pants and shoes to compensate for the severe bowleggedness that results from having sex with them. The name itself derives from a huge phalic pole covered with Celtic runes used in ancient times to cross the "Erewash" (ford) or (river) that runs through the town in Nottinghamshire England of the same name, Stapleford, England.

He must be a Stapleford, check out his girlfriend she walks like a cowboy.

Stapleford by Raven14 February 11, 2010

Stableforth 

Really English last name, that represents the fact of unreality, the ability to drink like a fish, party and the ability to reap the benefits of Women unlike no other. Usually characterized as good looking, intelligent, and wise.

Man that kid is honestly "Stableforthin," look at him go.

Man Stableforth is unreal, look at that kid.

Stableforth by youngsquire October 28, 2010

Stapledorf 

To slap someone across the face with a stapler

Little Jimmy have spent 500 dollars on fortnite vbucks to his father proceded to Stapledorf him

Stapledorf by Stapledorf June 5, 2020

Japanese Two-Dong Stableford 

When your golf buddy wants to make golf harder than it is.

“DeWayne wants to make us lose strokes playing Japanese Two-Dong Stableford rules.

Japanese Two-Dong Stableford by LokiDeCat October 27, 2021