Stanmer

Most common in MMOs stanmer are people who stand in front of or on to of something so they can't acess to it.

I couldn't answer my mail in World Of Warcraft because get the mail because of that stanmer.

by Kaitou Kid February 21, 2008

Stannerz

The term Stannerz is used to describe the process of ejaculating in an unusually premature time of under one minute during the act of sexual intercourse.

The term Stannerz can also be used as a time scale for other day to day activities, where one Stannerz is equal to, or less than one minute. A five minute task could be described as taking '5 Stannerz'

Whilst a relatively new term, the term Stannerz is spreading fast.

I hear when they had sex he came in less than a minute?!
Yeah, he did her in a Stannerz!

by megagem June 15, 2010

Starmerring

Starmerring (verb): an ineffectual and impotent repetition of phrases, ostensibly meant to be in opposition to other politicians but never achieving anything.

Once again, Keir's starmerring did little to impress anyone.

As he starmerred in response to the Prime Minister, observers hung their heads in despair.

by Airfix Twin October 20, 2020

Stammer

To speak or utter with sudden involuntary pauses and repetitions of initial letters. this mainly occurs with people who generally talk fast and they are known to be short tempered. Most times, stammering develops from childhood.

Audrey stammers when she talks, Especially when she is tensed or angry.

by Qachosky May 21, 2014

Stander

This is when the man stands on something like a bed and the girl is standing on the floor while giving a BJ. All parties are standing for the duration of the BJ. It doesn't have to occur on a bed it can happen in the woods on a rock, on the stairs, any number of places.

I got a stander on the ottoman last night.

by ElPachanga May 13, 2013

By Stander Effect

To become paralyzed, or not really knowing what to do, being scared and just watching.

Man: What do you call this when you see for example, a man is beating the hell out of his wife and you do not know what to do?
*out of nowhere from awkward silence
CB: Uhm, By Stander effect!
Man: Correct, what does it mean?
CB: Uhm *thinks, like your paralyzed or don't know what to do.

by CBystander October 14, 2011

starmer

Starmer (noun) A form of speech impediment akin to a Stammer, a Starmer however results in pauses between words which last many week's or even months.

Starmer (verb) Speak with lengthy pauses between words so as to avoid political options until after results or consequences can be observed.

See also - Hindsight, Pusillanimous and Starmerring.

Kier's starmer prevented him from contemporaneously commenting on Boris's Covid 19 economic recovery plans.

by The Pink Unicorn February 21, 2021