Starmers 

hung like a rogue elephant

my god that is the biggest piece of equipment I have ever seen...it must be Starmers

Starmers by manuel hung October 3, 2003

Stormers

Fans of the UK synth-rock band Bastille, the name comes from the historical event "the storming of the Bastille".

Guy 1: Wow, did you see the show Bastille played in Boston the other night?
Guy 2: Yeah, the place was LOADED with Stormers!

Stormers by Carrot June 22, 2014

starkers 

1. term meaning naked, nude and unclothed

1. Did you see that new pic of Christina Aguilera? She's fuckin starkers!

starkers by Caesar Pavlivs "Big O" Xabbunius February 24, 2004

Starmerring

Starmerring (verb): an ineffectual and impotent repetition of phrases, ostensibly meant to be in opposition to other politicians but never achieving anything.

Once again, Keir's starmerring did little to impress anyone.

As he starmerred in response to the Prime Minister, observers hung their heads in despair.

Starmerring by Airfix Twin October 20, 2020

starmer 

Starmer (noun) A form of speech impediment akin to a Stammer, a Starmer however results in pauses between words which last many week's or even months.

Starmer (verb) Speak with lengthy pauses between words so as to avoid political options until after results or consequences can be observed.

See also - Hindsight, Pusillanimous and Starmerring.

Kier's starmer prevented him from contemporaneously commenting on Boris's Covid 19 economic recovery plans.

starmer by The Pink Unicorn February 21, 2021

starkers 

Being in the nude or naked

walking out of the shower with no clothes on and your friends are there to greet you.

You: O shit! you caught me starkers
freinds: ahh! my eyes! my eyes!

starkers by Alex January 25, 2005

Starmer 

A Starmer is like a disappointing end to a romantic evening. It all starts well, then when it’s time to get down to business, things start to flop. Badly.

I was expecting a night of unbridled passion, but it turned into a Starmer.

Starmer by Y Gwir May 9, 2021