Stander

This is when the man stands on something like a bed and the girl is standing on the floor while giving a BJ. All parties are standing for the duration of the BJ. It doesn't have to occur on a bed it can happen in the woods on a rock, on the stairs, any number of places.

I got a stander on the ottoman last night.

by ElPachanga May 13, 2013

stander

a man who stands to take a dump.

Harry stop standing and sit on the seat.

by beefski bob February 19, 2003

Stander

When the dog takes a shit and the shit stands up vertically

Holy Fuck... My dog just took a stander.

by Rusty2Fingers November 25, 2014

stander

A lady who stands when using the potty, rather than waste time laying down a seat cover and sitting.

Mary: This bathroom line is ridiculous.
Jane: It would go a lot faster if there were more standers up in here.

by WomanofMassDestruction October 30, 2007

Stander

Someone who stands on an escalator or moving sidewalk. Standards tend to be lazy, or perhaps older individuals.

Standers obstruct the movements of people who have places to go and stuff to do. Standards are particularly annoying when standing in the middle of escalators/moving sidewalks, such that walkers cannot easily pass and move on with their lives.

Stupid stander -- it's not a fucking ride! MOVE IT!

by Mellonman May 31, 2017

stander

a stander is the type of person to sleep standing up to avoid getting suffocated.

"there's a stander, I never though I'd see one."

by tryeten is 4'9 September 3, 2021

Stander

When a kid is well old enough to Stand and still breast feeds from his mother or another woman.

The 7 year old got of his bike and his mum breast feed him in the park, his a stander.

by StanderJoe June 15, 2022