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Starmerism 

Extreme economic conservatism and austerity, more NHS privatisation and cuts to public services. No change from at all from 14 years of Tory rule.
Starmerism is one of the worst ideologies, up there with Thatcher...same policies!
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Starmerism 

The belief that the UK should belong to those not of UK ethnic descent
Kier believes in Starmerism

Starmerism

(noun)
Pejorative slang for the hypocritical, weak, destructive governance style of UK Prime Minister Keir Starmer and his Labour government. It combines Orwellian double-think, two-tier policing, institutional destabilisation of Britain, DARVO tactics. The government blames "the far right" for every problem while punishing normal British people for noticing the mess, not voting Labour, or calling out the failures.

Key Features:
Two-Tier: Harsh rules and swift arrests for native Brits protesting mass migration, grooming gangs, or knife crime. Leniency for certain minority groups or left-wing protests. Deny the bias while everyone sees it.
Boogeyman: Any criticism of open borders, failing services, tax raids, winter fuel cuts, broken promises is labelled "far-right thuggery" or "racism." Classic DARVO: deny failures, attack the public, elite as victims.
Destabilisation as Renewal: Flood Britain with unsustainable migration, hammer working class with stealth taxes, erode cohesion, act shocked by riots, blame everyone except your own incompetence.
Spineless Leadership: Bland, evasive technocrat with no soul or conviction, endless flip-flops. Promises fiscal responsibility then delivers record tax hikes. Talks "national renewal" amid managed decline. Often called empty managerialism or "politics of nothing."

Related terms:
Starmerite (deluded supporter still pretending it’s working)
Starmering (verb: deflecting blame onto the public while looking smug)
"Another day of Starmerism: two-tier justice, blaming the far right for the inevitable consequences of mass migration, and calling concerned citizens 'thugs' while the country falls apart."
"Starmerism isn't a political philosophy. It's just endless gaslighting wrapped in a suit."
Starmerism by snake-apple-tree June 11, 2026

Anti-starmerism

The sensation of feeling violently ill upon seeing keir Starmer's Face ,or hearing his voice.
I was watching the news ,while eating dinner and i had a sudden attack of Anti-starmerism .
Anti-starmerism by Pan Horned God January 13, 2026

Stauberism

A form of art in which the delightfully odd and nonsensical is appreciated.
Let's listen to some Stauberism!
Sure thing, what about listening to Jack Stauber?
Stauberism by woodendoors7 November 23, 2020

Stalkerism 

When a guy calls a girl 33 times in one night along with many text confessing love.
Juan's stalkerism made her thumbs hurt from pressing the reject button on her phone so many times.
Stalkerism by zernic March 7, 2010

Stauberism

The feeling of confusion, melancholy, and interest after seeing a meaningful Jack Stauber short...
hmm, that short animation I just watched called "Help" by Jack Stauber really got me feeling stauberism.
Stauberism by TelevisionCore November 25, 2021
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
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age gate 

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board chow 

A)
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B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
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Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
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young pup 

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Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
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