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Stannerz

The term Stannerz is used to describe the process of ejaculating in an unusually premature time of under one minute during the act of sexual intercourse.

The term Stannerz can also be used as a time scale for other day to day activities, where one Stannerz is equal to, or less than one minute. A five minute task could be described as taking '5 Stannerz'

Whilst a relatively new term, the term Stannerz is spreading fast.
I hear when they had sex he came in less than a minute?!
Yeah, he did her in a Stannerz!
by megagem June 15, 2010
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Stanner

It's the noun version of the verb stan, It's been used to describe people that are more than fans about a topic or a band
I hate K-pop Stanners they break my nerves
by FakeDaddy.exe May 11, 2020
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Stanner

A fan pairing between Marvel's Tony Stark (Iron Man) and Bruce Banner (Hulk.)
Much of the Avengers fan art on deviantART that isn't of Loki. Stanner is the only Avengers slash pairing that makes sense.
by SailorMedic42 November 6, 2012
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stanner

One who attends St.Ann school
Person A: look at that SKANK in the uniform. Does she go to St.Agnes?

Person B: Nooo, that's a Stanner!
by Natalie M<3 July 13, 2006
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stanner joke

The absolute worst joke a living being can tell a group of friends. Banned in most of Parts of Europe, the Stanner Joke is said to have commenced in a small Ukrainian village where posture specialists would gather around and recite the most corny, pun laden jokes they could possibly imagine.
That’s the worst dad joke I’ve ever heard. It’s almost as bad as a Stanner joke.

Why did the Ukrainian cross the road? To tell a terrible joke.
by grittyt February 18, 2018
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Orinoco-Stanners

A man who has only one testicle and has the tendency to walk lop-sided while walking with a companion down the street. The companion is always saying “stop fucking bumping into me...”, and the Orinoco-Stanners replies with “sorry, it’s my one ball”.
That Orinoco-Stanners is a right pain in the arse he keeps doing it, I wish he could walk in a straight line...
by Stanners Lover September 20, 2018
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Stanners

A fat idiot with a head the shape of a Tic-Tac and a brain the size of one. (And is super hard)
Hard-man Stanners is here!
by Somebody called person October 10, 2018
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