Stannerz 

The term Stannerz is used to describe the process of ejaculating in an unusually premature time of under one minute during the act of sexual intercourse.

The term Stannerz can also be used as a time scale for other day to day activities, where one Stannerz is equal to, or less than one minute. A five minute task could be described as taking '5 Stannerz'

Whilst a relatively new term, the term Stannerz is spreading fast.

I hear when they had sex he came in less than a minute?!
Yeah, he did her in a Stannerz!

Stannerz by megagem June 15, 2010

Stanner 

It's the noun version of the verb stan, It's been used to describe people that are more than fans about a topic or a band

I hate K-pop Stanners they break my nerves

Stanner by FakeDaddy.exe May 11, 2020

Stanner 

A fan pairing between Marvel's Tony Stark (Iron Man) and Bruce Banner (Hulk.)

Much of the Avengers fan art on deviantART that isn't of Loki. Stanner is the only Avengers slash pairing that makes sense.

Stanner by SailorMedic42 November 6, 2012

stanner 

One who attends St.Ann school

Person A: look at that SKANK in the uniform. Does she go to St.Agnes?

Person B: Nooo, that's a Stanner!

stanner by Natalie M<3 July 13, 2006

stanner joke 

The absolute worst joke a living being can tell a group of friends. Banned in most of Parts of Europe, the Stanner Joke is said to have commenced in a small Ukrainian village where posture specialists would gather around and recite the most corny, pun laden jokes they could possibly imagine.

That’s the worst dad joke I’ve ever heard. It’s almost as bad as a Stanner joke.

Why did the Ukrainian cross the road? To tell a terrible joke.

stanner joke by grittyt February 18, 2018

Orinoco-Stanners 

A man who has only one testicle and has the tendency to walk lop-sided while walking with a companion down the street. The companion is always saying “stop fucking bumping into me...”, and the Orinoco-Stanners replies with “sorry, it’s my one ball”.

That Orinoco-Stanners is a right pain in the arse he keeps doing it, I wish he could walk in a straight line...

Orinoco-Stanners by Stanners Lover September 20, 2018

Stanners 

A fat idiot with a head the shape of a Tic-Tac and a brain the size of one. (And is super hard)

Hard-man Stanners is here!

Stanners by Somebody called person October 10, 2018