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Verb: -Past tense of squeeze, for use in the progressive past tense.
Would you like some freshly sqwozen orange juice?
Sqwozen by Craig Arant April 20, 2008
Related Words
Sqwode • Swode • SKWODE • Sqwoe • Sqwozen • shwoder • Squode • Squodeling • Sqwide whop • sqwoze
The past tence of squeezing something.
I sqwoze some hot boobies the other day.
sqwoze by Seth Mitchell May 9, 2004
A square/block-like penis. Much like a chode, but more square and may have sharp or rounded edges. A big squode would be 5cmx5cmx5cm.
You have a squode, I can see the block where your crotch is.
Squode by Dragonfrost57693 July 16, 2010
A person who lurks in dark allys and likes to molest young children who wonder by, usally using a baboon's tail to kill the person when done. The shwoder uses the baboon's tail by shoving it down the throat of the victum. They are usally old men.
" I lost my son during the parade and then found him in an ally near 54th street, with a baboon's tail down his throat. He was no doubt a victum of a shwoder
shwoder by Nillypoo Shampoo May 2, 2006
(sk-whoa) An interrogative colloquial terminology that originated in the streets of Detroit during the early eighties (80'-83') that answers a question with a question demanding confirmation to the respondents disbelief.

Sqwoe is another way of saying "foreal?", "are you serious?", "really?""cmon" "I don't believe it!".

This terminology is the short term for "square business?" which was shortened to "square biz?" to just saying "square?". Implementation of Detroit influence caused the word to narrow down to it's simplest form "sqwoe" as used in present day jargon.

Let's use it in a scenario.
Person A: Dawg, I'm about to go get some brew's!
Person B: Sqwoe? We doin' a 6 or a 12?
Person A: SHIIIT! We doin' a 12!

Person A: I'm bout to hit this jazz concert at Chene Park next week!
Person B: SQWOE??? Who all is gonna be there?
Person A: EVERYBODY who is ANYBODY in jazz!

Squodeling 

when you grab your 82 year old, saggy, pasty, powdery, old grandpa by the throat, then flip him upside-down and he starts flailing his arms and squawking like a toucan begging for mercy
“yo, i was squodeling mr. dave last night”
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murderhobo 

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