A person who lurks in dark allys and likes to molest young children who wonder by, usally using a baboon's tail to kill the person when done. The shwoder uses the baboon's tail by shoving it down the throat of the victum. They are usally old men.

" I lost my son during the parade and then found him in an ally near 54th street, with a baboon's tail down his throat. He was no doubt a victum of a shwoder

shwoder by Nillypoo Shampoo May 2, 2006

Sqwoe

(sk-whoa) An interrogative colloquial terminology that originated in the streets of Detroit during the early eighties (80'-83') that answers a question with a question demanding confirmation to the respondents disbelief.

Sqwoe is another way of saying "foreal?", "are you serious?", "really?""cmon" "I don't believe it!".

This terminology is the short term for "square business?" which was shortened to "square biz?" to just saying "square?". Implementation of Detroit influence caused the word to narrow down to it's simplest form "sqwoe" as used in present day jargon.

Let's use it in a scenario.

Person A: Dawg, I'm about to go get some brew's!
Person B: Sqwoe? We doin' a 6 or a 12?
Person A: SHIIIT! We doin' a 12!

Person A: I'm bout to hit this jazz concert at Chene Park next week!
Person B: SQWOE??? Who all is gonna be there?
Person A: EVERYBODY who is ANYBODY in jazz!

Sqwoe by Sir Swiftus W. Funkellwerk I October 20, 2010

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Squodeling

when you grab your 82 year old, saggy, pasty, powdery, old grandpa by the throat, then flip him upside-down and he starts flailing his arms and squawking like a toucan begging for mercy

“yo, i was squodeling mr. dave last night”

Squodeling by voldemorts fire cheese free August 8, 2020

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