*A slang term for a woman's vagina.

*A pie with apple flavorings.

1. Blue Monday is the most depressing day of the year, calculated by Dr. Cliff Arnall, a researcher at the University of Cardiff's Center for Lifelong Learning.
Factors used to calculate the date included weather conditions, debt level, time since Christmas, time since failing our New Year's resolutions, low motivation and feeling the need to take action.

In 2005 the date was calculated as January 24th, in 2006 it was January 23rd, and in 2007 it was January 22nd.

2. A song by the hard rock band Orgy from their album Candy Ass.

a dessert consisting of crushed or chopped apples often mixed with sugar inside an external pastry shell.

Use an apple corer to make a hole directly in the middle of the apple, while making sure one end is sealed tight and the other end is an open hole. You then proceed to fuck that apple like Nathanial Bar-Jonah on a twelve year old girl. After ejaculation has taken place you remove your dick from the apple and hold the round delicious fruit with the hole (filled with your semen) facing upright. You now have an apple pie, similar to a cream pie however not recognised by society as an acceptable act. But that's irrelevant, continuing with the Nathanial Bar-Jonah theme you shall now consume your victim and enjoy the juicy sweet delicious apple pie that you have created. All in all you have satisfied your hunger and hornyness and as an added bonus your dick has a lovely apple aroma which will probably have no use to you as you have just performed a sexual act apon an apple so you aren't likely to pick up any girls. Unless you decide to take extreme commitment to the Nathanial Bar-Jonah theme in which I shall not be held accountable for your actions.

woman's pussy that it's warm like apple pie..

an alcholic drink made from apple cider, everclear, cinimon sticks boiled together to make an intoxicating drink with little taste of alchol

A woman's vagina