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*A slang term for a woman's vagina.

*A pie with apple flavorings.
"Gonna get me a lil apple pie!"

"Which kind?"

"Oh you know what I'm talkin' about!"
by Dave April 08, 2004
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Jan 18 Word of the Day
1. Blue Monday is the most depressing day of the year, calculated by Dr. Cliff Arnall, a researcher at the University of Cardiff's Center for Lifelong Learning.
Factors used to calculate the date included weather conditions, debt level, time since Christmas, time since failing our New Year's resolutions, low motivation and feeling the need to take action.

In 2005 the date was calculated as January 24th, in 2006 it was January 23rd, and in 2007 it was January 22nd.

2. A song by the hard rock band Orgy from their album Candy Ass.
1. Guy: "Aw man, I feel like absolute shit today."
Friend: "Yeah, same here. I hate Blue Monday."

2. "I wish I could sing Blue Monday to my ex-girlfriend, she's such a bitch."
by L_Roku August 31, 2007
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a dessert consisting of crushed or chopped apples often mixed with sugar inside an external pastry shell.
i feel like a dessert consisting of crushed or chopped apples often mixed with sugar inside an external pastry shell. ie an 'apple pie'
by paddy mccleaver August 22, 2006
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Use an apple corer to make a hole directly in the middle of the apple, while making sure one end is sealed tight and the other end is an open hole. You then proceed to fuck that apple like Nathanial Bar-Jonah on a twelve year old girl. After ejaculation has taken place you remove your dick from the apple and hold the round delicious fruit with the hole (filled with your semen) facing upright. You now have an apple pie, similar to a cream pie however not recognised by society as an acceptable act. But that's irrelevant, continuing with the Nathanial Bar-Jonah theme you shall now consume your victim and enjoy the juicy sweet delicious apple pie that you have created. All in all you have satisfied your hunger and hornyness and as an added bonus your dick has a lovely apple aroma which will probably have no use to you as you have just performed a sexual act apon an apple so you aren't likely to pick up any girls. Unless you decide to take extreme commitment to the Nathanial Bar-Jonah theme in which I shall not be held accountable for your actions.
Hey little kid, wanna try some of this apple pie I made?
by An apple paradise March 24, 2019
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woman's pussy that it's warm like apple pie..
I got to taste Jeannine S apple pie,it was so sweet.
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an alcholic drink made from apple cider, everclear, cinimon sticks boiled together to make an intoxicating drink with little taste of alchol
last night at the party i drank to much apple pie and got really drunk
by cowboyrope2 December 28, 2008
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"I'll tell you once, I won't tell you twice.
You'd better wise up Janet Weiss.
Your apple pie don't taste too nice
You'd better wise up, Janet Weiss"
by timcurry March 16, 2018
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