Squaug

An over dose of swag. Symptoms often include overuse of words such as "cool story bro" and "swerve". Also you might be over confidant in a talent that you are horrible at, like rapping or dancing. Many say it's more painful than scurvy.

Because Almany Shuffle Shuffle and JE Knit were camp counselors, they had a severe case of squaug.

People who have medical bracelets that state they are allergic to stupid often squaug.

by Mr. Fluffy Cakes August 28, 2013

squagottle

The act of making up a word to suit the needs of a sentence in order to prove a point or exaggerate.

"I think that I may have to squagottle some new words for this upcoming debate."

by squagottler February 24, 2017

squaglammer

Any device used to clean an apparatus used to smoke marijuana. Often this consists of a thin piece of metal or hard plastic.

Hey man, can you please hand me the squaglammer? The bowl is pretty dirty.

by Seanithan April 3, 2008

squaggly

(Ska-wag-ally) (1) Something that is not in order or properly aligned in such a way as to not be easily described with simple linear terminology. (2) The digital artifacts created on a TV screen when a DVD processor malfunctions. Usually manifests as picture broken up pictures with little squares dancing around the screen while random images appeared in the backround and audio is garbelled.)
(etymology- yr. 2000 created by a two-year old named Allegra Davis- appears to be a mixure of squiggly, wiggly, waggly and jaggedly.)

- "We were trying to watch the movie and the TV got all squaggly"

- "Look at her teeth they are all yellow and squaggly"

-"That poor old lady, she looks cold and her hair is all squaggly

by Captclam July 27, 2006

Squagel

According to David Cross (an approximation):
SQUARE BAGELS! SQUARE FUCKING BAGELS! THIS IS THE NEW GENERATION'S BAGEL MAN. DON'T BE OPPRESSED BY THE TYRANNY OF ROUND! THAT'S FOR YOUR OLD MAN, MAN. LOOK AT HIM, HE DROPS HIS BAGEL AND IT ROLLS AWAY! BOO HOO! NOT ME, MAN, I DROP A SQUAGEL AND IT'S RIGHT FUCKING THERE MAN, IT'S RIGHT THERE! SO FUCK YOU MOTHER FUCK! FUCK YOU MOTHERRFUUCK!!!!!!!

Jim: Dude, I just had a squagel, it was pretty good.

Stan: What's a squagel?
Jim: A square bagel...
Stan: Shut the fuck up and never talk to me or come near me.. ever again you fucking piece of shit.

by derka1 May 3, 2011

squaggin

To have one or both testicles adhere to the side of your leg.

After I worked up a good sweat, I had a serious squaggin problem.

by ?? October 31, 2004

squadgasm

when the whole squad is feelin themselves

last night the entire crew was having a squadgasm after watching porn

by squatfucker420 January 28, 2017