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Squattle 

When you release your Waste with enough force to snap your spinal cord in half. Leaving you paralyzed and a shameful bitch.
“Yeah Jackson squattled himself right into that handicap parking.”
Squattle by Drippet the snippet II November 16, 2017

Squattle 

To walk in short strides while moving body side to side as if loosing balance.
Claire squattled away after pushing Mario in the hallway
Squattle by MaVilles January 13, 2009

squagoogle 

the feeling between "liking" and "loving" someone.
i squagoogle you!
squagoogle by oatmeal157 February 24, 2009

Squattle Monster

a degenerate person who is at the same place for long periods of time, typically like a casino or race track. One who doesn't shower or demonstrate proper hygiene or imply the use of a bar of soap because they have been in the casino for days on end. And who has obviously succumb to social retardation because they can no longer function because of money loss and or large chunks of time in the casino.
God, it's 5:30 in the morning and these squattle monsters wont go home.
Squattle Monster by amckay518 March 21, 2012

Squagottler 

A person who often makes up words to suit his needs in a conversation or in literature.
"Hey man, did you hear Jimmy say 'lafunga' back there?"
"Yeah, don't listen to those types of words from him. Jimmy is such a squagottler."
Squagottler by squagottler February 24, 2017

Squattle 

When she sits in your penis and it breaks in half a jizz flies everywhere.
Doctor: I believe she gave you a squattle
Patient: Tf is that
Doctor: Look it up on Urban dictionary
Squattle by KFCisphatandthicc November 9, 2020