Squagel 

According to David Cross (an approximation):
SQUARE BAGELS! SQUARE FUCKING BAGELS! THIS IS THE NEW GENERATION'S BAGEL MAN. DON'T BE OPPRESSED BY THE TYRANNY OF ROUND! THAT'S FOR YOUR OLD MAN, MAN. LOOK AT HIM, HE DROPS HIS BAGEL AND IT ROLLS AWAY! BOO HOO! NOT ME, MAN, I DROP A SQUAGEL AND IT'S RIGHT FUCKING THERE MAN, IT'S RIGHT THERE! SO FUCK YOU MOTHER FUCK! FUCK YOU MOTHERRFUUCK!!!!!!!

Jim: Dude, I just had a squagel, it was pretty good.

Stan: What's a squagel?
Jim: A square bagel...
Stan: Shut the fuck up and never talk to me or come near me.. ever again you fucking piece of shit.

Squagel by derka1 May 3, 2011

squagel 

a square bagel

person 1: DUDE!!! That bagel's square!!!
person 2: DUH! It's a SQUAGEL!!!

squagel by ME!!! May 27, 2003

squaglammer 

Any device used to clean an apparatus used to smoke marijuana. Often this consists of a thin piece of metal or hard plastic.

Hey man, can you please hand me the squaglammer? The bowl is pretty dirty.

squaglammer by Seanithan April 3, 2008

squaggly 

(Ska-wag-ally) (1) Something that is not in order or properly aligned in such a way as to not be easily described with simple linear terminology. (2) The digital artifacts created on a TV screen when a DVD processor malfunctions. Usually manifests as picture broken up pictures with little squares dancing around the screen while random images appeared in the backround and audio is garbelled.)
(etymology- yr. 2000 created by a two-year old named Allegra Davis- appears to be a mixure of squiggly, wiggly, waggly and jaggedly.)

- "We were trying to watch the movie and the TV got all squaggly"

- "Look at her teeth they are all yellow and squaggly"

-"That poor old lady, she looks cold and her hair is all squaggly

squaggly by Captclam July 27, 2006

Ye Squagellgaster 

A way of calling an idiot out mainly used by pirates
// Squagellgaster means Idiot with 0 IQ like so dumb that they not even as smart as a platypus

Get back here ye squagellgaster.

Ye squagellgaster stop arguing with the manager!

That squagellgaster failed her blood test!

Ye Squagellgaster by Seataiii January 15, 2023

squaggler 

an woodland creature looking woman with glasses, huddled on the couch with a blanket.

Mother Anne, you are such a squaggler!

squaggler by followed_by_drone January 24, 2011

Squaggle

The red squiggle under misspelled words. Most commonly seen in Microsoft Word and modern internet browsers.

Person 1: "How do you spell obsequious?"

Person 2: "I don't know. There's a squaggle under the word. Just right-click it for the correct spelling."

Squaggle by WordNerd1234 March 28, 2013