Squag 

A very old wrinkly person.
The kind that have tennis balls on the bottom of their walkers, and shake their fists at people when they are angry.
They are generally angry people.

Look at those squagily squags over there playing checkers, they keeping squagging about those youngins.

Squag by Sheldon101202 December 19, 2008

Squag 

Squag is the meanest bitch in town who walks around with wrinkles and tennis balls on her walker and has saggy cheeks in all areas . A flappy fanny with bad odour she is often found lurking in the gay bars for threesomes looking up youngens and lets it all hang out.Her tits reach the floor stepping on them as she walks. She smells Like fish and rolls in mud and lives under a bush. You will only find her once in a blue moon so hug her when you did she is a lonely except her 5 best friends And one supper best friend who should be in a mental hospital if anyone ever hears their conversation. She also loves watching people's heads being cut if by a lawnmower in scream queens. Falls down the stairs when drunk and has her ass hanging out when she fall of the sofa. But she is the best person ever. Followed by unicorns and rainbows.

Here comes squag hug her but Don't step on her tits.
Happy birthday girl.xx

Squag by Amber-rose,walrus January 7, 2017

Squag 

Person who licks monkey balls. Queer. Jerk. Person who trick people into thinking that someone isnt really the person they thought they were via text message.

cole is such a squag!

Squag by SquagHater June 28, 2011

squag 

A person of poor social stance and social skills.
They stare at you on public transport.
They have generaly bad odour, behave like sheep and have no comprehension of the phrase "You get what you give"
or
A substitute for the word fuck... Very versatile and can be used with any given appendage.

"Holy fuck!- That dick-cheese is the biggest squag I ever met, what with his mangled face and all."
or
"Squag off you bollocking squag stain"
or
'"Squag you, squagging squag faced squag squag!"

squag by Rhiannon Anna January 15, 2006

squag 

Someone who pisses you off, annoys you or your friends. An annoying person who won't leave someone alone even when told to.

A controlling ex-boyfriend.

squag by Wouldn't you like to know July 19, 2005

squag 

1. To do what another party wishes to do; especially a significant other.
2. To be carefree and lighthearted about how one spends their time.

Verb: To squag

Well honey, you seem to want to do that, so I'll just squag.

I think we should just stay home and squag tonight.

squag by N Fisher July 19, 2005

Squag 

A squad of people trying to be frogs.

Person A: Dude, wanna join my squag?
Person B: Yeah! I've got my frog hoodie on already!

Squag by Kill A Baby Please April 22, 2020