An incredibly difficult language currently only spoken by one person. If another person attempts to speak said language, they end up sounding like a complete retard. This act is also considered highly offensive to the chosen one.
Horatianus: "Heya, JimBob, did you hear that guy try to speak Spuck? He looked like an idiot haha."
JimBob: "SHHH... you don't speak of the sacred language!"
Katos was spurking down the office corridor, lewis yelled out "stop spurking your weirdness is creeping me out." Katos said "what do you mean you dickhead?" Lewis replied you are speaking to yourself and lurking around the office.