Spuck

An incredibly difficult language currently only spoken by one person. If another person attempts to speak said language, they end up sounding like a complete retard. This act is also considered highly offensive to the chosen one.

Horatianus: "Heya, JimBob, did you hear that guy try to speak Spuck? He looked like an idiot haha."

JimBob: "SHHH... you don't speak of the sacred language!"

by ashleeskye0225 January 21, 2019

Spuck

Shit that gets on the penis when fucking someone’s arse

“We tried anal last night but a load of spuck came out so we stopped cause it made me feel sick.”

“I had spuck on my dick and I made her lick it off”

by MissBlob May 7, 2018

Spuck

The sound made when my friend Rhett is hit by a bus.

When Rhett got it by that bus, it went spuck.

by Grimmitte McCampbell April 23, 2004

Spuck

The Navy Pilots handle for a special pilot named Chuck. It is meant to be "Special Chuck". Usually referred to a Naval Academy Graduate that always rode the "short bus" to class.

Spuck sure is special kinda of guy!!!!

by Karl Andina October 30, 2006

Spuck

The most frequently used word in the language of Spa. It translates directly to buck, cluck, duck, fuck, luck, muck, puck, pluck, suck, stuck, tuck, truck, and yuck, though, for the most part, just fuck.

Shut the spuck up.

or

Spuck you.

by Spandi. April 23, 2007

Spuck

Stupid fuck, retard, sped

You’re being a spuck!

by Nooneoutpizzasthehut February 21, 2019

Spuck

Early 1990s slang for jizz, male ejaculate. Believed to be the root of "spunk".

"That man slung his spuck all across Clarese's mug"

by Beth Anne Fetermine May 27, 2021