Spurk

speaking to ones self while lurking = spurking

Katos was spurking down the office corridor, lewis yelled out "stop spurking your weirdness is creeping me out." Katos said "what do you mean you dickhead?" Lewis replied you are speaking to yourself and lurking around the office.

by spurking society September 23, 2011

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Spurk

A woman who has problems with obesity but still wants to be active or engage in sexual activites or fun....

Taylor

K:Hey Taylor You spurk
Tay:Ahh well i use Tamps
K:Really hows that
Tay:well They get heavy sometimes.

by Submaster June 11, 2008

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Spurk

To spurt in a sudden, rapid stream from an opening previously clogged up or not working.

It's spurking!

by neobarone September 21, 2009

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spurk

As in "sman789 is a spurk!"

by Spam September 12, 2003

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spurk wurk

To have any sexual interaction in a nasty way.

Sam: Are you gonna do some of that spurk wurk on your girlfriend?
David: Hell yeah bro!!

by The rush hour... June 14, 2016

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Head Sparkin’

Thinking (as in the firing of neurons)

Usage:
"I gotta squat for a jiffy wiz in The Gran Manzana and I've been head sparkin’ ‘bout pounding that Coney fillet in a twee fire-in-the-hole.
The dewclaws are up. Ya wanna draft my flivver?
Bang the pipes by 5:00 or hold peace.”

Translation:
"I’ve got a layover in New York City and was thinking about getting a hotdog in a quaint restaurant.
I’m enthusiastic. Do you want to come along?
Call me by 5:00 or it will be too late."

by goose_on_a_roof October 9, 2020

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