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A woman who has problems with obesity but still wants to be active or engage in sexual activites or fun....
Taylor

K:Hey Taylor You spurk
Tay:Ahh well i use Tamps
K:Really hows that
Tay:well They get heavy sometimes.
Spurk by Submaster June 11, 2008
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To spurt in a sudden, rapid stream from an opening previously clogged up or not working.
Spurk by neobarone September 21, 2009
As in "sman789 is a spurk!"
spurk by Spam September 12, 2003

spurk wurk

To have any sexual interaction in a nasty way.
Sam: Are you gonna do some of that spurk wurk on your girlfriend?
David: Hell yeah bro!!
spurk wurk by The rush hour... June 14, 2016

Head Sparkin’ 

Thinking (as in the firing of neurons)
Usage:
"I gotta squat for a jiffy wiz in The Gran Manzana and I've been head sparkin’ ‘bout pounding that Coney fillet in a twee fire-in-the-hole.
The dewclaws are up. Ya wanna draft my flivver?
Bang the pipes by 5:00 or hold peace.”

Translation:
"I’ve got a layover in New York City and was thinking about getting a hotdog in a quaint restaurant.
I’m enthusiastic. Do you want to come along?
Call me by 5:00 or it will be too late."
Head Sparkin’ by goose_on_a_roof October 9, 2020

Spark it up Sparky 

A saying for someone to SPARK UP the CANNABIS or whatevers being lit.
🔥 I just rolled this joint man.. SPARK IT UP SPARKY !
🔥 Just bought these fireworks..
WELL SPARK IT UP SPARKY!
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When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
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Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026

Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026
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