Spunkster

A man or female who covers them selves in spunk for self pleasure

Bro jeff is spunkster

by Goober the goofy July 14, 2023

Spunkmaster

A man who can consistently hit his target with his cum shot when he ejaculates.

I landed my cum shot on her tramp stamp the last five times I banged her from behind. I don't want to brag, but I think I'm becoming a spunkmaster!

by Chad Apollo November 29, 2017

Spinsterlicious

Spinsterlicious: adj

o A delicious existence as a happy, unencumbered, unmarried, childfree woman

I live a Spinsterlicious life, no husband, no kids, no headaches!

by eleanore w October 18, 2010

Spunkler

An universal, versatile word (neologism) for everything. Originated from the Sacha Baron Cohen movie 'Bruno' with influence from the German language.

Noun: spunkler (male), spunklerin (female)
Verb: spunkeln, verspunkeln
Adjective: spunkler, spunklig, spunkelbar

If someone fucks something up people might talk about it like this:

Spunkler #1: Hey this f'n spunkler totally verspunkelt it.
Spunkler #2: Yeah, he's such a spunkler.

Famous german saying: Im dunkeln ist gut spunkeln.

by Bavarian Spunkler November 25, 2009

Spunkerchief

A crusty, flaking piece of cloth used to clean one's body after an intense night of 'self appreciation'.

I used my spunkerchief to wipe my sex wee of my jazz mag

by Kevin Watkins February 27, 2004

slinkster

Derived form Francesca Lia Block novels.
Meaning, cool, groovy, etc.
Also shortened to 'slink' for an easiability of sayage.
Also used before other adjectives as an adverb.

"Man, 'Fight Club' is fucking slinkster!"

"Yeah, well I think you're pretty slink yourself!"

"This song is slinkster-groovy"

by lola January 21, 2005

old spunker

A mature promiscuous woman, a senior lady who still enjoys being sexually active.

John
Would you be offended if you was called an old spunker ?

Cath
It shouldn’t bother you John as it actually refers to a mature promiscuous woman!

by AzTheGeek November 5, 2018