Spunkser

A man who Spunks on everything but his own stuff

Bro Jaren is such a spunkser he spunked all over my travel bag and my towels

Bro i know he even spunked in my girlfriend hair while she was sleeping

by Anti-steezy July 20, 2023

Spunkler

An universal, versatile word (neologism) for everything. Originated from the Sacha Baron Cohen movie 'Bruno' with influence from the German language.

Noun: spunkler (male), spunklerin (female)
Verb: spunkeln, verspunkeln
Adjective: spunkler, spunklig, spunkelbar

If someone fucks something up people might talk about it like this:

Spunkler #1: Hey this f'n spunkler totally verspunkelt it.
Spunkler #2: Yeah, he's such a spunkler.

Famous german saying: Im dunkeln ist gut spunkeln.

by Bavarian Spunkler November 25, 2009

Spunkerchief

A crusty, flaking piece of cloth used to clean one's body after an intense night of 'self appreciation'.

I used my spunkerchief to wipe my sex wee of my jazz mag

by Kevin Watkins February 27, 2004

old spunker

A mature promiscuous woman, a senior lady who still enjoys being sexually active.

John
Would you be offended if you was called an old spunker ?

Cath
It shouldn’t bother you John as it actually refers to a mature promiscuous woman!

by AzTheGeek November 5, 2018

spunker

a milf over the age of fifty.variations include spunkilicious and spunk dumpster.

"damn, your grandma is a spunker."

by clumas May 7, 2005

spunkerlong

A Man who has one nut so he can fuck for a long time before he comes. this can be good and bad for the girl, she can have a hell of a lot of Orgasoms but the next day she can't even walk.

Stephen B is a spunkerlong

by Crispy6983 May 18, 2006

Rough Spunker

Noun: One who spunks with exceptional roughness, resulting in discomfort for all parties involved.

I don't know if I can keep dating Josh, he's a really rough spunker.

by Hackworthy July 7, 2011