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Underwater ‘Parasite’ Cocaine Smuggling
Underwater ‘Parasite’ Cocaine Smuggling — A tactic where gangs use scuba divers to attach cocaine stashes to the hulls of unsuspecting ships.
I make my living as a scuba diver; but, I ain’t no Jacques Cousteau — I’m into Underwater ‘Parasite’ Cocaine Smuggling . It’s dangerous but quite lucrative!!!!!!!
Underwater ‘Parasite’ Cocaine Smuggling by Mind Hunter the Profiler July 28, 2023
Smuggling Bananas
Smuggling Bananas by Red001 May 27, 2012
Smuggling the hot oil
Phrase
1. Having a large amount of cum/lube in ones ass held in by a butt plug
2. When you mean to say Hanging Around but mess up.
1. Having a large amount of cum/lube in ones ass held in by a butt plug
2. When you mean to say Hanging Around but mess up.
Person 1: Well now that you’re all smuggling the hot oil, I think it’s time we took care of some business.
Person 2: Uh, the phrase is hanging around.
Person 1: What did I say?
Person 2: Smuggling the hot oil.
Person 1: WTF does that mean?!
Person 2: Uh, the phrase is hanging around.
Person 1: What did I say?
Person 2: Smuggling the hot oil.
Person 1: WTF does that mean?!
Smuggling the hot oil by Davis Crimsha March 25, 2020
Turtle Smuggler
In Australian culture, a man or woman with a pot belly, or beer gut, giving the appearance of hiding a turtle under their shirt.
Turtle Smuggler by Aussie Turtle Smuggler November 28, 2019
Like smuggling chocolate into Belgium
John: A man was found smuggling hash into Thailand today.
Jane: Thats like smuggling chocolate into Belgium.
Jane: Thats like smuggling chocolate into Belgium.
Like smuggling chocolate into Belgium by PalermoD April 13, 2008
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Surf Dracula Syndrome
A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.
For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Surf Dracula Syndrome by AOmundson June 18, 2023
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Northstarring
Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
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Plate of Brown
A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
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Larpenomics
When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026
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