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smuggard 

A person displaying an attitude marked by excessive complacency or self-satisfaction. Someone just a little too pleased with him or herself.
Ever since Glenn got the raise and the hot wife he has become an insufferable smuggard.
smuggard by Smuggard April 7, 2010

sluggard 

How long will you lie there, you sluggard? When will you get up from your sleep?

-Proverbs 6:9
sluggard by notasluggard September 18, 2012

The number one sluggard 

It is sussy. He is the laziest human alive. He rolls around his house eating pizzas like the boulder he is. Amoung us. He LOVES the bount. AND he knows how to nare.

spaggard 

An amalgamation of spack and blaggard, but retaining most of the former's meaning.

A clumsy or cackhanded person, prone to acting like a retard, whether intentionally or no.

It is generally used without any other words - i.e. you wouldn't say 'you are a spaggard', just 'spaggard'.
Bill totally had a window for some snatch grabbin tonight, but poured his drink all over her tits. Spaggard.
spaggard by piratethomas January 22, 2009