Spuggard

To be crazy or to have lots of swag.

He/she's so Spuggard.
You were very Spuggerd last night.

by xdimelox June 19, 2016

smuggard

A person displaying an attitude marked by excessive complacency or self-satisfaction. Someone just a little too pleased with him or herself.

Ever since Glenn got the raise and the hot wife he has become an insufferable smuggard.

by Smuggard April 7, 2010

sluggard

A lazy, sluggish person.

How long will you lie there, you sluggard? When will you get up from your sleep?

-Proverbs 6:9

by notasluggard September 18, 2012

The number one sluggard

It is sussy. He is the laziest human alive. He rolls around his house eating pizzas like the boulder he is. Amoung us. He LOVES the bount. AND he knows how to nare.

Sussy is the number one sluggard

by Coleolikesmen October 19, 2022

spaggard

An amalgamation of spack and blaggard, but retaining most of the former's meaning.

A clumsy or cackhanded person, prone to acting like a retard, whether intentionally or no.

It is generally used without any other words - i.e. you wouldn't say 'you are a spaggard', just 'spaggard'.

Bill totally had a window for some snatch grabbin tonight, but poured his drink all over her tits. Spaggard.

by piratethomas January 22, 2009