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A person with no experience in software development that read a few books on Agile development and is acting like an expert.
I can't believe we hired that agile development coach, he's a total scrumbag.
scrumbag by {:} September 26, 2017
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Scrumbulated 

When somepin' ain't right. Like when them dice over there lookin kinda wonky. Like when they just seem a bit weird and not frabulous.
Somethin' don't seem rice about these dices, these dices, they don't look so good y'know, there somethin' ain't quite frabulousis about them they're a little Scrumbulated. - Markiplier
Scrumbulated by Findloo November 18, 2020

strumbler 

1. An enormously large cock. Usally of great thickness and length.

2. Also can be used as an adjective, strumbling, which means huge, out of porportion, rippling, etc.
1. Hey, bitch, come suck my strumbler!

2. Geez, I have a strumbling cock!
strumbler by Mr. President May 9, 2005
A polite way to say "sperm" in front of people who are offended by such words.
Let's all go to the sprum bank and get knocked up!
Sprum by meowlnir June 29, 2016

spumbler 

Someone who regularly squirts their own jizz into their own mouth
Toby is such a spumbler...he spumbles all the time
spumbler by Anonymous0123987 January 1, 2017
If you meet someone and your gaydar is RINGING, but they're not gay. Basically, someone who you think is gay but isn't. A really fruity home. HE'S FREE!!
Did you meet Rudy yet?
Yeah, he's pretty fruity
I heard he's a strumbo
Strumbo by Baddies_In_The_Club March 22, 2022