scrumbler

A man who will do anything for 5 dollars, and i mean anything. you want your moms car fixed? hes got you. You want an old snowdragon? Hes got you. you want imported coco beans from the ivory coast? Hes got you, all you need is $
5.

"yo scrumbler, blowjob?"
"you got the 5?"

"yeah"
*Gulping noises intensify*

by dude573 October 12, 2023

Scrumbler

When a man explicits flatulence and the vibes creep up and rumbles his scrotum.

Her blind date turned red with embarrassment as she heard his scrumbler across the table!

by Ligra Talon December 14, 2020

Scrumbler

The scrumbler is a word that can be described as pure bliss, or to describe a cute scrumbly cat. The scrumbler is of unbelievable power

“Wow that cat is pretty scrumbly” “that is the scrumbler!”

by Vladimir moose March 25, 2023

Scribblered

To be above all known human limits of intoxication from the use of alcohol or drugs.

Tom: Did you hear about that abusive guy who was making up accusations that aren't true?

John: Yea, he was Scribblered.

by UlyssesGrant April 15, 2019

Scramblevision

The nickname for Pay Per View channels in the 1980's and 1990's that you could kind-of watch for free, often with clear audio but scrambled video.

"Did you see WrestleMania last night?"

"Yeah, I watched it in Scramblevision."

by Stuvert June 7, 2013

Dirty Jersey Scrambled Eggs

Scramble eggs with chunks of cheddar cheese and onions. While eggs are still cooking, mix in hash browns. Serve with ketchup and a side of pork roll.

Diner Waitress: What can I get you before you head down the shore, hun?

Diner Customer: Dirty Jersey Scrambled Eggs, please.

by Bruce Bo December 8, 2019

The Canadian Scramble

“You put the dick in the tits and you tie it in a bow, put some ketchup on it, that’s a Canadian Scramble!”

We made The Canadian Scramble on the futon.

by TIttyTickler22 December 29, 2020