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Cruiser Spread 

The girth a Police Officer gets by only driving around in a Cruiser eating drive thru food and being inactive with no physical exercise.
That 300lb Copper was never gonna catch us by running. He had too much Cruiser Spread!!!
Cruiser Spread by will bitten September 30, 2017
Related Words

spread them 

To spread legs- a joke with memeulous ( George) and Joshy ( Josh)
SPREAD THEM NOW - Josh on Club penguins island
spread them by Your Clapped Josh January 5, 2018
Pronounced:

spreg-ged

Popularised by Chris O'Neil (OneyNG/OneyPlays)

Short for "spread legged".
For those times when you need to call someone a whore when you're in a rush.
Originally used in the sentence:

"You're my cute spregged whore, Tomar."
spregged by Stikz December 25, 2020
Sireage is being a biological father to children.
He was a man of great sireage and father of many children!
sireage by I, Wreckerrr December 3, 2020

Spread him on a cracker 

A phrase used in response to seeing someone good-looking to emphasise how attractive you find them. You are essentially saying that someone is so attractive that you could eat them.
Kim: Did you see Chocolat?
Michelle:Yer, I love that film. Johnny Depp is so sexy in it.
Kim: Totally! I could just spread him on a cracker...

Spreading the lotion 

4-0 up! We’re now spreading the lotion.

Damn, that’s a hat trick by Occle, he’s spreading the lotion.

No way coming back from this now, the lotion has been spread.
Spreading the lotion by QTip57 March 7, 2020