Spreag

Spreag it, when a machine isn’t working so you have to power it down.

This machine isn’t working, we’re going to have to spreag it.

by Spreagy March 22, 2021

Cruiser Spread

The girth a Police Officer gets by only driving around in a Cruiser eating drive thru food and being inactive with no physical exercise.

That 300lb Copper was never gonna catch us by running. He had too much Cruiser Spread!!!

by will bitten September 30, 2017

spread them

To spread legs- a joke with memeulous ( George) and Joshy ( Josh)

SPREAD THEM NOW - Josh on Club penguins island

by Your Clapped Josh January 5, 2018

spregged

Pronounced:

spreg-ged

Popularised by Chris O'Neil (OneyNG/OneyPlays)

Short for "spread legged".
For those times when you need to call someone a whore when you're in a rush.

Originally used in the sentence:

"You're my cute spregged whore, Tomar."

by Stikz December 25, 2020

sireage

Sireage is being a biological father to children.

He was a man of great sireage and father of many children!

by I, Wreckerrr December 3, 2020

Spread him on a cracker

A phrase used in response to seeing someone good-looking to emphasise how attractive you find them. You are essentially saying that someone is so attractive that you could eat them.

Kim: Did you see Chocolat?
Michelle:Yer, I love that film. Johnny Depp is so sexy in it.
Kim: Totally! I could just spread him on a cracker...

by CoolhandLauren257 February 21, 2011

Spreading the lotion

To dominate an opponent.

4-0 up! We’re now spreading the lotion.

Damn, that’s a hat trick by Occle, he’s spreading the lotion.

No way coming back from this now, the lotion has been spread.

by QTip57 March 7, 2020