Spradangle

To spread someone's legs wide open, draped over their own or your arms. Spread eagle while the legs "dangle" over someone's arms

Man everytime I have sex with my girlfriend, I have to spradangle her!

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Spandangled

When you're off your nut. Can be Alcohol or Drug Related.

Adidas lads like to get Spandangled on the weekends.

"How do you plea?"

"Look love, i didn't mean to fondle a swan, it just happened. I was absolutely spandangled, alright?"

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the feeling of being very hammered and your mind being ridiculously frazzled

my god! I'm spandangled....

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Very high, usually from smoking weed and drinking alcoholic beverages.

We were so spatangled we saw little green men and ufo's.

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When the shit dangles off of your ass hair.
Aka dingleberries.

Mandy has shadangles because she has a stomach virus.

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A state of utter drunkenness in which the person inflicted is off their face, yet happy and usually sprawled in a horizontal position.

Sam *mumbles* 'Guys I'm fucking sprangled'

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To sprain one's wrist while strangling someone or something

She sprangled her wrist while choking her boyfriend.

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