spadankle

an eager man who drives to go in for the kill but shamefully gets turned down and has to eat a black mans dirty anus out . spadankle

sorry i would but you spadankled your shot. . .

by Spanky Kung-fu Grip69 December 2, 2011

Spadankle

A car that still has both headlights on, but one headlight is significantly dimmed. This is another variation of the pedittle game, where you yell it first and smack the roof of the car.

Spadankle!!!!!

by AmiOhMy June 5, 2018

Spandangled

When you're off your nut. Can be Alcohol or Drug Related.

Adidas lads like to get Spandangled on the weekends.

"How do you plea?"

"Look love, i didn't mean to fondle a swan, it just happened. I was absolutely spandangled, alright?"

by KurtsFingerPuppets June 20, 2016

Spadunkle

The creamy, stringy, lavalamp-like sludge left in the spa/jacuzzi (or jacuzzi tub) after ejaculation.

After I finished ejaculating in the community spa, the powerful water jets whirled my spadunkle around like a hypnotists’ wheel.

by Doughzer Dick June 10, 2010

Sprankle

To spread/sprinkle joy, happiness and pure awesomeness, leaving a trail of said awesomeness behind you wherever one may pass...

Sarah sprankled harder than anyone you imaginable.

or

Keep Calm and Sprankle On!

by six1seven1 March 13, 2014

spagackled

To get too high on crystal meth that you start clucking around like a chicken.

Hey Bill, did you grab my bag of meth ?

No, but you might check with Stephanie. Did you see how spagackled she was last night ?

by hawke4me April 6, 2015

Spagackled

(adj.) The end result of consuming to many illicit, recreational, and or prescription drugs to acheive a euphoric sensation.
-High as a kite.
-Totally inibriated

Yo Leroy ...look at that clown Mark drooling on himself , he must be totally spagackled huh?

by DEADMEAT February 23, 2017