Definitions by WhitefireFox

Spradangle

To spread someone's legs wide open, draped over their own or your arms. Spread eagle while the legs "dangle" over someone's arms

Man everytime I have sex with my girlfriend, I have to spradangle her!

Merch

Non-stop continuous bad jokes, that are disgustingly perverse, usually dealing with have nookie with ladies of the nursing home.

Last night Jimmy was being a Neely all night, and wouldn't shut up

Merch