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Spandangled

When you're off your nut. Can be Alcohol or Drug Related.

Adidas lads like to get Spandangled on the weekends.
"How do you plea?"

"Look love, i didn't mean to fondle a swan, it just happened. I was absolutely spandangled, alright?"
Words you can keep

spandangled

the feeling of being very hammered and your mind being ridiculously frazzled
my god! I'm spandangled....
spandangled by Bax Marvelous October 29, 2007

Spandangled

to dangle a ball sack in front of ones face, purely for torture. One may be asked to suck on the ball sack until further notice.
Hey man did u hear about stacey getting spandangled the other night?
Spandangled by Kaysty August 1, 2006

spamjangled 

to be in a state of blissed out happiness, usually induced by artificial stimuli.
i stomped all night at the last party, i was totally spamjangled
spamjangled by kenster power May 25, 2004

spatangled 

Very high, usually from smoking weed and drinking alcoholic beverages.
We were so spatangled we saw little green men and ufo's.
spatangled by Kenny Benny 725 August 22, 2019

scandangle 

The word scandangle is the best and most versatile word in the English language. There is no limit to the number of situations that the word scandangle can be used for. Invented in the lecture hall while dancing.
"I am gonna tie that kid to the back of a flatbed truck and scandangle him around the school."

"Moneypenny, would you like to get out of here and scandangle with me?"

"When you see someone scandagling and are in doubt of what to do, break out into a corkscrew."

Spandongle 

A juicy mixture of ketamine and speed in line form.
Hello good sir, would you care for a spandongle?
Spandongle by Lionel Skinnytits February 1, 2019
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
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age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
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board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
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young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
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