Definitions by dryhopping

flartle 

To disturb or startle someone or something after emitting an excessively loud fart.

Donna was unable to fall asleep after being flartled by her husband.

flartle by Dryhopping November 8, 2012

sprangle 

To sprain one's wrist while strangling someone or something

She sprangled her wrist while choking her boyfriend.

sprangle by dryhopping May 23, 2008