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Spouting 

When you're put on the spot and don't know what to say so you start spouting nonsense
I wasn't paying attention when Mrs.Smith called on me in class so I started spouting some random facts

meme-spouting 

when one continuously and irrelevently shouts out memes, either online or off.
Person 1: LOLOLOLOL, DESU~DESU~DESU, COOL STORY BRO, MUDKIPZ, FAIL LULZ!!!!1!!1!one!

Person 2: Stop that meme-spouting and go back to niggertits.
meme-spouting by mootisatroll September 26, 2009

scouring the pipes 

1. The act of masturbating (rubbing your cock masterfully).

2. Scouring the pipes of your penis in order to orgasm.

3. the process of pleasing yourself sexually

4. What you do when there is nothing to do

5. What you do when your family is not home

6. The reason people watch porn.

7. The reason old people are having more heart attacks.
Scouring the pipes (Masturbation) protects against Prostate Cancer. Men who Scour their pipes more than 5 times a week in their 20's are 33% less likely to develop the

most aggressive form of prostate cancer later in life. A 2003 study by Graham Giles at the Cancer Council of Victoria in Melbourne Australia found that the ejaculate helps to "flush" or rid the male body of carcinogens.

Whale Spouting 

When you jerk off and you intentionally cum on your own face
Franco daily likes to in his dorm lay in bed and perform Whale Spouting!

spouting 

what many people who have ideas based in hatered do.
george bush is spouting his dribble dick hate filled retoric yet again
spouting by earthlover42 July 10, 2005

Spousing 

being forced to dry hump any given object by all of your closest male friends
steger's episode of spousing his mom lead to his friends questioning if he suffered from the oedipus complex
Spousing by Humey2 January 2, 2009