Spooktard

A bitch ass kid on the day of Halloween knocking on your door at ridiculous times usually around 1 - 3 AM expecting some candy.

Did you get a spooktard knocking on your door last night?

I sure did, what an absolute brain dead fucker they were.

by EW&F October 1, 2019

socktarded

When the simple task of putting socks onto your feet becomes an impossible challenge.

One friend to another," How did you get that cast on your arm?"
Reply back," I went socktarded while standing on one leg, fell over and broke it."

by jpg3 November 25, 2011

Spooktang

A girl wearing a sexy Halloween costume.

Example: A nurse, porn slut, sexy teacher, or cop.

Look at all this fine spooktang at the Halloween Boner Bananaza party.

I'm going to be drippin in bitches by the end of the night

by CelticsFan69 October 31, 2014

Spooktacular

A very impressive

A Spooktacular Halloween
A Spooktacular display of carved Jack-o-lantern

by Abdi Mahad November 4, 2012

spoontard

to walk into a gas station pretending to have a disability in order to confuse the employees; so called, because the originator used a pink plastic spoon in the first ever spoontard.

We're going spoontarding later when we get some corn nuts.

by spoontard March 21, 2009

sponkyard

a persons personal business

get out my sponkyard u bith ath hoe

by a c November 8, 2004

Slootard

–verb
A person that is so gone in their own indulgences that there is no hope for them

–noun
An aimless individual in life; Individuals that act as if they are from Laguna Beach; An uncivilized human being

"You were so slootard last night you banged a horselike creature"

"Hes a slootard who pops bottles on his maxed out credit card"

by SAVAGE GM February 4, 2010