spacktard 

A spastic retard

Sean is a spacktard.

spacktard by Paul January 22, 2004

spacktard 

like a retard.

but with extra spasticness.

well, anyone could be a spacktard. but in this case, it's you.

spacktard by lordblunkey May 15, 2005

spacktard 

A mix of the words spacker and retard used against sum one who acts as if they are disabled.

Retard:Abuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuh!
Rob:Hew man, stop bein a spacktard.
Retard: I canit help it, im an inbred!

spacktard by Bryanttie April 6, 2009

Spacktard 

The type of person who rather worryingly takes photos of their own nosehairs or similar.

"Are you taking photos of your nosehair? Why are you doing that you spacktard!?"

Spacktard by Spacktardacular February 25, 2010

Spacktard 

Cross between a spastic and a retard, with less chance of social media ban!

Shut you you stupid spacktard

Spacktard by welshj93 September 1, 2022

spacktard 

a cross between a spastic and a retard, often used as it doesnt get picked up by facebook and instagram as "offensive"

did you see Jordan Pickford in goal last night? that man is a complete and utter spacktard.

spacktard by welshj93 December 11, 2023

spacktard [spacker] 

Cross between a spacker and a retard.

i knew you'd forget your key to the front door spacktard spacker.

spacktard [spacker] by ben parkinson December 18, 2007