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Slootard
–verb
A person that is so gone in their own indulgences that there is no hope for them
–noun
An aimless individual in life; Individuals that act as if they are from Laguna Beach; An uncivilized human being
A person that is so gone in their own indulgences that there is no hope for them
–noun
An aimless individual in life; Individuals that act as if they are from Laguna Beach; An uncivilized human being
"You were so slootard last night you banged a horselike creature"
"Hes a slootard who pops bottles on his maxed out credit card"
"Hes a slootard who pops bottles on his maxed out credit card"
Related Words
shootard • Shoptard • Shortard • shotard • Slootard • stootarded • Real shootar • Shoot a Double • shoot a deuce • Shoot and Loot
Shoptard
Shoptard (or 'Shoptard) is an individual possessing little to no Photoshop skill or experience, but who claims to be a legend in it. Most Shoptards will, however, seek out training by way of tutorials found on many websites, but their final results are rarely, if ever, anything like the tutorials.
Shoptards' work is easy to replicate, as long as you have the ability to open and use filters, and heavy use of both bevel/emboss and lens flare.
Shoptards are also easily identifiable through their constant insistence that gothic fonts are a good idea, and that print design in Photoshop is perfectly acceptable, if only because they don't know how to use Illustrator either.
Shoptards' work is easy to replicate, as long as you have the ability to open and use filters, and heavy use of both bevel/emboss and lens flare.
Shoptards are also easily identifiable through their constant insistence that gothic fonts are a good idea, and that print design in Photoshop is perfectly acceptable, if only because they don't know how to use Illustrator either.
A common Shoptard "Creative Process" in action:
"I don't know whether to use the 35mm or 50mm prime lens flare for this, but either way it's gonna look PRO..."
"I don't know whether to use the 35mm or 50mm prime lens flare for this, but either way it's gonna look PRO..."
Shoptard by Undercover2.0 August 23, 2011
stootarded
stootarded by aznbraceface001 July 12, 2007
Shortard
Shortard by The_678th_CoolGuy February 20, 2023
Real shootar
Real shootar by remo November 2, 2003
shotard
An individual whose body, after taking a shot, has a gag reflex that eliminates the shot from reaching its final destination.
shotard by stephanie ling esteban torres May 10, 2006
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