sponkyard 

a persons personal business

get out my sponkyard u bith ath hoe

sponkyard by a c November 8, 2004

Spongtard 

The person on the end of this abuse, is for some reason, absolutely fucked in way that there social life has, infact, no meaning, to be called a spongtard it means you are not just a spaz, not just a mong, or not just a retard, it is the lowest for of disablement, therefore, you are infact, a spaz a mong and a retard.

Jamie you fucking spongtard.

Keenan you big eared spongtard.

Spongtard by MXChamp February 24, 2008

Spontarded 

Spontaneously retarded. Usually a temporary experience that occurs randomly and spontaneously. Some Symptoms include: Being on a "high", the inability to perform simple ever day tasks for a short period of time, and laughing at your own jokes.

OMG!.. I totally dropped my books during lunch staring at this cute girl, I couldn't pick them up for ages. I felt so Spontarded.

Spontarded by :) David :) October 20, 2008

spankytard 

spankytards trump followers

all of the spankytards love spanky's invasion of syria

spankytard by LiberalAvenger April 16, 2018

Spunkard 

A woman/man who is addicted to the taste/consistency of spunk.

Susan, a known spunkard, was seen eating cock at the company luncheon. Robert, our Staff Manager, was heard to exclaim "Looks like we've really landed the Johnson account!"

Spunkard by Robert Cuntree March 8, 2009

Spanktarded 

It is the feeling of pure retardation after a long series of BDSM Spanking. You are unable to speak, communicate or operate your body. You are in a euphoria state or subspace from spanking.

"Oh man, those spank marks look rough, you okay?"
"ya, i was completely spanktarded after them"

Spanktarded by Stephanie Steamweaver April 24, 2014

Spanktard

A person so stupid you feel the need to spank their dumb ass into cognitive awareness. see slaptard

I've seen cups of coffee with more intelligence than you spanktard!

Spanktard by Jon Merlin May 10, 2006