Spookem

When you jizz in your own ass and then fart.

I spookem them when I was walking down the street.

by Poppy Floppy June 10, 2024

double spookem

When the male puts two fingers in the girls butthole, causing the girl to get spooked.

Brady did the double spookem to me last night.

by crackulalives March 28, 2016

Spoogemeister

A tall, charming, handsome man with an enormous penis and sex drive. No woman (or gay man) can resist his advances or refuse to take/eat his spooge.

Andrew is a total spoogemeister- he is nailing three girls at work (and none of them know about the others). I bet they are all full of his sticky cum, working together, and haven't a clue.

by Doctor SpoogeDtor Spooge August 20, 2019

Spooktember

The month before Spooktober, when someone wants to spook early Spooktember starts.

Person 1: It's Spooktember!
Person 2: I hate you, stay away from me, you're a disappointment, you're dead to me, I'm calling the police.
Person 1: You can't stop me on Spooktember.
Person 2: *Thanos Snapped

by Dr. D Syn Drome October 4, 2018

spooked magook

Being HELLA scared, but with a hint of James Charles in the mix

Person 1: Oh my god did you see that horror movie?
Person 2: Yeah I was spooked magook

by YUYUSAYINGMYNAMEWRNG July 28, 2020

Spike your spooker

When someone pokes your perineum, the area between your genitals and your anus unexpectedly with their finger, a sharp object or a long implement such as a pole or a stick for an example.

Bruh, you better watch yourself. If you decide to do the hokey pokey and turn yoself around, I’ll be the one to spike your spooker!

by Memelyn May 20, 2019

Spoogeman

A mythical character known for "shootin' all the spooge he can." Derived from the song "Spoonman" by Soundgarden.

Man, Spoogeman was pretty wild at that party last week, huh?

by LMom April 10, 2009