Diane: "You can't spend your money from the grave, Dave."
Dave: "No you can't, so I'll spend it before I go!"
Diane: "What, you gonna buy some hookers?"
Dave: "No, spookers."
Diane: "What are spookers?"
Dave: "Dead hookers. They'll give me a nice boo job!"
Dave: "No you can't, so I'll spend it before I go!"
Diane: "What, you gonna buy some hookers?"
Dave: "No, spookers."
Diane: "What are spookers?"
Dave: "Dead hookers. They'll give me a nice boo job!"
by connorsji January 22, 2010
Get the spooker mug.The act of expelling gas from your ass (farting) in such a way that it frightens/ startles those around you.
by Igor Strabinsky April 17, 2010
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A deragatory term for a african-american, because just like a ghost can't be seen in the light a black cannot be seen in the dark.
If you play rap music at a party at night, a spooker might jump out of the bushes and shoot you with a blow gun.
by J-Izzy June 24, 2006
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Ryan:Yeah sure but what will we do with ben?
Edward:shit he's an absolute spooker ,he will just sit there awkwardly as fuck.
Ryan: Ditch Ben?
Edward: Yeah man.
Ryan:Yeah sure but what will we do with ben?
Edward:shit he's an absolute spooker ,he will just sit there awkwardly as fuck.
Ryan: Ditch Ben?
Edward: Yeah man.
by GNGLad69 December 10, 2016
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by Notacreeper12 July 8, 2010
Get the Spooker mug.Edward:will we chat up those chungwans over there?
Ryan:Yeah sure but what will we do with ben?
Edward:shit he's an absolute spooker ,he will just sit there awkwardly as fuck.
Ryan: Ditch Ben?
Edward: Yeah man.
Ryan:Yeah sure but what will we do with ben?
Edward:shit he's an absolute spooker ,he will just sit there awkwardly as fuck.
Ryan: Ditch Ben?
Edward: Yeah man.
by GNGLad69 December 10, 2016
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Bruh, you better watch yourself. If you decide to do the hokey pokey and turn yoself around, I’ll be the one to spike your spooker!
by Memelyn May 20, 2019
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