pokey

I almost took a trip down to pokey town last night!
by Patrick Bateman September 08, 2004
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A slang term for Jail. It's usually used with a humorous tint or in writing or speech that's less than serious or dramatic. This is a very uncommon reference to jail.
That drunken fool landed himself in the pokey.
by Cletus Brown August 03, 2006
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i gon fuck dat fat pokey
by Ian June 23, 2004
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Ness's rival. He aids Giygas later on. He is also very fat.
Pokey let off some gas! Ness's offense decreased by 10!
by EarthboundEspeon May 27, 2003
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.Noun

A sharp object, typically a swiss-army or pocket knife used to inflict pain on someone.
Primarily used as a weapon of defense for teens in the inner cities.
Pokey

Bro, 2 dudes were on the train and tried to rob me for my Iphone. I had the pokey on me though so I just started pokin niggas.
Blood was leaking everywhere shit was crazy.
by realN February 11, 2014
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The backstabbing neighbor of Ness. He is a pussy and fights against Ness in the final battle against Gigyas in a giant metal robot suit.
Pokey is a fat pussy with no friends.
by Sodomy August 03, 2004
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More meanings:
A slang for jail.
Slow, 'chubby', etc.
I've been in da 'pokeh!
by Marty Polisbonar April 23, 2003
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