Spooage
Spooage by efishies15 June 23, 2016
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Spooage • spooge • Spoodge • spoonage • spooger • Spooge Luge • Spooge Monkey • spoogey • Spoogebob Spermpants • spoogemeister
Spoogemeister
A tall, charming, handsome man with an enormous penis and sex drive. No woman (or gay man) can resist his advances or refuse to take/eat his spooge.
Andrew is a total spoogemeister- he is nailing three girls at work (and none of them know about the others). I bet they are all full of his sticky cum, working together, and haven't a clue.
Spoogemeister by Doctor SpoogeDtor Spooge August 20, 2019
Spooge-spackled
When someone has every orifice, hole, crack and crease in/on their body filled with semen. Generally in reference to a megawhore, super slut or uberskank.
My neighbor is a true multi-tasker. She'll take it everywhere and from everybody. That girl leaves no hole unfilled. She's spooge-spackled up to her eyelids!!
Make sure to fill in every hole in his body. This boy needs to be spooge-spackled before the night is through...
That girl is a spooge-spackled princess aint she?
Make sure to fill in every hole in his body. This boy needs to be spooge-spackled before the night is through...
That girl is a spooge-spackled princess aint she?
Spooge-spackled by MidCenturyMr February 4, 2010
spooge rocket
spooge rocket by spank e monk e July 11, 2004
abandonment spooge
drips of water that probably contain lead, asbestos, pigeon shit and a host of other horrors, that fall on your head while wandering around abandoned buildings.
abandonment spooge by Shadowsandrust February 7, 2010
Spooge-itsu
An ancient martial art that involves head-butting, insulting, kicking people while their on the ground, and causing yourself to ejaculate with such speed that it hurls semen with such speed and force that it can injure, and even kill a man at a moderate distance.
He used his excellent spooge-itsu technique to kill 4 ninjas before they could get closer than 15 yards!
Spooge-itsu by Mr.Quackers5380 August 26, 2009
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