A form of attack on a female in which her attacker kicks her in the twat so hard that the foot becomes lodged in the vaginal cavity and the attacker then wears her like a shoe and walks around.
by Mr.Quackers5380 August 27, 2009
Get the twat walk mug.An ancient martial art that involves head-butting, insulting, kicking people while their on the ground, and causing yourself to ejaculate with such speed that it hurls semen with such speed and force that it can injure, and even kill a man at a moderate distance.
He used his excellent spooge-itsu technique to kill 4 ninjas before they could get closer than 15 yards!
by Mr.Quackers5380 August 26, 2009
Get the Spooge-itsu mug.To put the cock in front of the cabin is when one brings something they don't want onto themselves by their own actions. Simialr to waving the red flag at the bull, this could take the form of setting someone else up with an irresistable insult accidentally or leading someone on inadvertantly.
Jenny was pissed last night because I kept trying to have sex with her, but she really put the cock in front of the cabin when she came over to talk at midnight wearing nothing but stilleto heels, crotchless panties, and a lobster bib.
by Mr.Quackers5380 November 20, 2009
Get the cock in front of the cabin mug.A combination of stupid and angry. If someone is stangry, they are enraged for no good reason or don't even know why they are agnry, or are angry due to them not being able to understand what's going on.
Rick was really stangry after he played baseball yesterday, he didn't know all the rules and thought everyone else was cheating.
by Mr.Quackers5380 August 27, 2009
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Get the portuguese wedding mug.A noun derived from combining the words "shit" and "stuff," used to describe an item bought by a man (stuff) for a woman that normally would be something a woman would buy (shit). Based on the widely accepted notion that men buy things with useful properties, referred to as stuff. Whereas women buy things for no reason that serve no purpose and are essentially useless in any setting, referred to as the derrogative "shit"
Man #1: I bought my girl a glass figurine of a dolphin for her birthday, she really liked it.
Man #2: Dude, isn't that like the 4th figurine you bought her?
Man #1: Yeah, so?
Man #2: You gotta stop buying her so much shuff, man. You're going to fill up your apartment and have no place to put your stuff. She buys enough shit as it is.
Man #2: Dude, isn't that like the 4th figurine you bought her?
Man #1: Yeah, so?
Man #2: You gotta stop buying her so much shuff, man. You're going to fill up your apartment and have no place to put your stuff. She buys enough shit as it is.
by Mr.Quackers5380 August 26, 2009
Get the Shuff mug.A girl who hangs out around the lacrosse team in they hopes of getting laid. They will attend parties that lacrosse players throw and will go to lacrosse games. It is important to mention that they do not exclusively date or fuck lacrosse players, just associate with them and their friends.
I'm going to Jeff's party because you know there's going to be a shitload of lacrosse-stitues there looking for dick.
by Mr.Quackers5380 September 08, 2009
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